New Zealand was awesomely sexay

WHOAAAAA

Lol I'm not there yet x)

Was feeling retarded and went to New Zealand for 3 weeks. Sat the plane for 7 times in 19 days. Singapore Airlines air stewardess some quite pretty, but some look seriously weird. Was expecting penguins from Madagascar 2 to hijack the plane but nothing happened. So I tried my best to enjoy the toilets, and it was awesome. The weather was freaking cool, but the sunshine was strong enough to kill a retard. Who cares when you can see women sunbathing at the beach.

Look this woman is arguing with a dude. Probably cuz he cant satisfy her. What a horny lady.

Went to several places which include:

Auckland – The girls here like nerdy guys

Rotorua – I don’t care about anything else. I just remember I met a superhot Eurasian over here = )

Queenstown – Shopping heaven with lots of hot cashiers and hot tourists

Dunedin – Cold enough to freeze your pee

Christchurch – Weird people everywhere, but with lotsa hot girls

Wellington – Forget Wellington. Go Auckland. They have hotter women. I'm lying.

One very sexy lesson that I have learnt, is that don’t ever step into a shop where you don’t see an Asian cashier or helper. Asian shop sell stuff muchmuchmuch more cheaper compared to ang mo shops. If you still go in, you’re retarded. Nevermind, I am too : ) You’re not alone.

Look. A hot sheep.

Even their rubbish bins look and smell good.



Adult shop. Lim beh went inside and I was their favourite customer. Theres this HUGE section where it is off-limits to people under 18. Damn. I'm damn sure this is where they provide what all men and women deeply desire within their heart.

Surprisingly ang mo’s like Malaysia:

1. (A sexy Maori Zorb guy): Yeah I love Malaysia man. Especially Penang.
2. (Indian dude): Malaysia makes the best curries!
3. (A weird white guy with man boobs): Kuala Lumpur is awesome man!
4. And much more random comments.

Maybe they havent seen the toilets yet.



And the lalas.


And the retards.



What is sold in a typical grocery store:

I was told they actually get cold. Interestinggg.

I bought this as a present. And decided to keep it for myself.






Yeng leh.



The number one brand in the world, even better than Nike or Adidas. In case you dont get it, kowhai means dog pussy in Cantonese.



The best band in the world. Even better than Metalica and Bon Jovi. In case you still dont get it, it means shit in Malay.


A typical New Zealand toilet in the middle of nowhere.



I called him to do a sexy pose and he posed like that -.-



Muchmuchmuch cleaner than Malaysian toilets.


An elite toilet.








They even have condoms in toilets. Damn there must be not much virgins left in NZ.

"The bumiputra of NZ are called the Maori. It is believed that their ancestors came from a place called Polynesia after getting sick of seeing guys with bikini sunbathing on the beach, thus migrating to New Zealand."

Handsome eh. Just take a look at their hotness.

Real sexy men performing the real haka. Red house’s haka sucked so much compared to this. No offence.

Ladies, a hot Maori dude. Can compare with Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, plus he can do the deadlyseducing stare and he enjoys sticking out his tongue.

My car. No bullshit.



Look I'm touching a white girl's ass and she is feeling real horny about it.


White girls over here either likes white men or nerdy Asian guys. Asians if you try to look cool just forget it. They like Asians that look like this.

Surprisingly many Asians try to immitate the nerdy look, and surprisingly ang mo's like it alot. I happen to see this DAMN 7 NERDY DISGUSTING guy with a white girl who is much taller than him and pretty.

I was lyk:

OKAY WTF.


A typical ang mo gathering. Unlike us, we so lauya whole day if not go cybercafe then go shopping mall. These people go all out and exposed.

SEXY WOOHOO!






The real ZORB. I was pushed down a mountain and it feels sexy.


The amazing hukajet. The jet driver likes Malay women.


Lol. Shiny.



Whoaaaaaaa.

Hot women are all over in New Zealand. From gorgeously sexay white girls to seducing Asian women. All over the street. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO. Yes I’m feeling real high and excited about them. I’m so gonna marry a white or Eurasian next time.

Theres this superlyduperly hot Eurasian that I met. Caused me to have a major nosebleed for 2 days. Cant post up her picture. Too sexy to be displayed. But I can tell you how she looks like:

She is uberlyastonishinglymagnificentlytotally GORGEOUS from top to bottom, and she has unbelievablyamazinglyseducinglycharminglysexylycompletely HOT LIPS that craves for human genetic secretions.

The goats are homosexuals. They like men.


Where they film Lord Of The Rings.



Lol random.


You can actually drink water from a river over here man thats so cool. As a result after drinking river waters your genitals gets longer. Seriously. In Malaysia, it gets shorter though.



Apparently a giant was masturbating underground.



Look. A hot angel with boobs.

What ang mo's do for sport. The couple was kissing before that.

A few pictures captured. You can nevernevernevernevereverevereverever see these cool shit scenes in Malaysia man.
















Seriously considering moving overseas next time. White girls here I come WOOHOOO!





Lol I'm still feeling high about white girls. That's why I pasting this picture again.