the wilder side of me.

HELLO PEOPLE BYE

2009-12-24T00:22:00.000-08:00

Whenever I want update my blog this message appears. Cant blame me.

Good stuff!

Im just gonna post up whatever awesome pictures that I havent uploaded yet, enjoy : )

Strictly for people above 18 only. Not : )

After the "BIG SEXYGAME". I think we know what that means right? This is definately not above 18 stuff.

Okay I take back my word.

We all know the answer.

HAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA *cough* HAHAHAHAAHAH WE ARE HANDSOME ENVY US LOLOL.

Its Garry. He likes interracial stuff.

Because all guys from 5 Edison are too handsome, we attract girls so much that it is declared as a sin for being so handsome. All guys have to wear a mask to cover their faces from then on : (

TOWERBLOXX!

Watson's handsome face when he wants to laugh and talk bad about someone.

Hello, gorgeous !

This is what you call perfection : )

Thats it for secondary school life. See you all in heaven.

Coming To A Fantastic End

2009-10-03T19:45:00.000-07:00

Damn. This song is damn fcuken nice. Fell in love with it after listening it for the first damn time. Epic.

Actually this guy did something very bad last night and we know he's pretty soft and new to it so please forgive him.

Just a few more weeks till I officially leave KDU. Bored and tired of secondary school life. Better make the best out of the rest remaining days. Like, create some havoc and get retarded.

I see the fire of love.

We're the real cheerleading champions dont mess with us.

Among all the sexy people of 5 Edison this is the most unsexy. HAHA.

Mr Siva's slave. Ok not really.

He likes bondages. > : )

NOW THATS HARDCORE.

"WANNA FIGHT? I CAN TELEPORT. "

Nin na bu, super teleporting effect, super cool. Btw this is me not Watson.

LOOK I AM LALA AND IM PROUD TO BE ONE.

This is what I define hot stuff. Check em out, JQT. Park Ga Jin, will you marry meee. I promise to be a very very good boy. Very very good (:

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2009-09-06T09:55:00.000-07:00

Hey beautiful.

You left and laughed it all off, like nothing happened.
You turned your back on me, I tried to get you out of my mind.
You reached repeatedly for someone else.
You left me like that, like that.

Just like that.

Stupid SM Entertainment, Get Bancrupt and Beg By The Roadside

2009-08-29T03:47:00.000-07:00

I shall join the effort of all Cassiopeias, more than 800000 of them, in their effort to mock SM Entertainment and expose their un-sexiness. Lee Soo Man you devil. So what if you're the boss, you think you can do anything you want to TVXQ? Without them you're shit.

I believe in TVXQ. The best of best, amazing-est of amazings, kings of kings, sexiest of the sexiest. Omg Yunho.

And Min Sun Ye. Awwwwwwwwwwwwww. Come to me Sun Ye. Come to meeeee : )

This is the devil behind all these lawsuit havoc, Lee Soo Man. Sure looks like a dog. No, like shit.

Probably the best picture of you. Cheers.

You don't wanna mess with the SexyBeast.

Superheroes do exist among us

2009-08-20T02:13:00.000-07:00

I remember.

A Voice asked me, "Do you want to leave?"

I said. "Yes, take me away."

The voice replied, "I will be back."

*****

"When I grow up, I wanna be a superhero and save the world. " My dream since childhood.

Jet Liang wanna be cyclops and see through ladies skirts. WHAT A PERVERT.

He thinks he's sexy but seriously he's gay > : D

Now this joker wants to be a Jedi, but he got pwned nicely. HAHA.

The epic fight between to disturbed homo clowns that tore Sri KDU to ruins.

Don't have to buy Star Wars DVD anymore, because this video makes all those fight scenes in the movie look like crap. AND ITS FREE.

Attempts to be lala. So sexy man!

The BEASTS try to seduce the BEAUTY.

SHIT LOOK AT THAT FACE HAAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAHAA. Best picture of you ever.

OH LOOK AGAIN.

MORE OF SEXY ETHAN'S VIDEOS TO YOU FELLOW FANS OF HIM !

True superheroes. Don't ever separate, 'cause you people are such an inspiration to the whole universe.

I despise bloggers who blog all about themselves, damn self centered. Go dai. Yes, what.

2009-07-24T07:27:00.001-07:00

The second revelation. For the SexyBeast has commanded more of his eternal supersexiawesome-sexiness to be revealed !

Look at that face of after-procreation.

Chris Ooi the sifu, at SMASH

"LOOK! THIS LOOKS NAISE!"

He think very sexy but he look GAY.

HAHAHAHAHA.

5 Edison is animal kingdom. Mosquitoes and bugs and millipedes and gay fleas everywhere. Speaker spoil, aircond retarded. WE PAY 18 K PER YEAR WOI.

MUST WATCH. 5 Edison version of Micheal Jackson. Shit so sexy man, will make you feel so high that you would go nomnomnomnomnomnomnommmm ! Ethan the master dancer. OMFGLMAO.

OH!

She just had to lean toward the SexyBeast, sorry Jaejoong. Awwwwww.

Look ! Tae Yeon says boo!

OMGYEHSOAWESOMEWAI?!

2009-07-07T06:49:00.000-07:00

Praises to Secondary 3 Columbus, performed TVXQ'S Mirotic in Paramount. Omg you people were so sexy. Spread the sexiness of Kpop and TVXQ! Although you guys didnt win, pfft, who cares.

The judges were probably stupid blind people who does not value awesomeness.

Photos of Paramount by Mr Pang.

Sexy.

So damn awesome.

YEH.

.............

Yes. Thou shall embrace the awesomeness!

So Amazing Total Ownage

2009-07-03T06:34:00.000-07:00

The sexy people of 5 Edison. For we are the chosen people of the SexyBeast to preach His everlasting awesomeness in different ways. Sexy-Amen.

Bonding.

Gaying.

Lan yeng. WHAT THE.

Faggoting but looking sexy.

@%$#%^#^$@@@@!!!!! Model of the year. Jason and a model.

Hard and excited as always.

OWNED.

Romance.

Sexiness.

More pics and vids will be uploaded. Do look forward to the awesomeness : )

Awww. You know you want to.

!

I had enough of pretending

2009-05-30T07:54:00.000-07:00

All the while, I have been pretending, putting up this smiley face, and living a pathetic life. They say, when life goes bad, think positive, and all will be well. They say, time heals everything. They say, just follow the flow and you will be all fine.

Utter Bullshit.

I have been at my breaking point all the while. No matter how hard I try, no matter how much I believe, none of these seems to work for me. I strongly believe that everybody else, leads a happy life. I feel that I was born to experience all failures in life, yet never break free from them. ALL my goals, ends up in failure. ALL my dreams, ends in vain. All my belief, ends in lies and deceit. I try to think positive, yet whatever I do fails. No matter how hard I try, I cant seem to catch up with the others. No matter what I do, I do not get appreciation. No matter what I do, I'm always the unfortunate one.

I have totally given up. I dont know what should I believe in, nor what should I do. Life is always unfair to me, and will always be. What's the point continue believing in anything when I'm destinied to fail anyway? Poeple won't understand. They might say I'm being emotional, but its just because they are not the ones experiencing it.

Why am I, among all these jerks in this whole damn planet, chosen to face these emotional pains? I admit, I am, truly weak in the inside.

Please, take this cup of suffering away from me.

Sometimes I just feel like dissappearing.

Take me away from this world, right now.

I mean it.

Its all about the hair

2009-05-28T20:32:00.000-07:00

Current obsession, Yuko Ogura.

Google her. Damn cute and sweet omg.

Ah, Micky Yoochun has the best hair ever.

I want that hair. But gay school would probably suspend me.

Schools in M'sia likes students to look like this. They think its nice. WHAT.

WHAT THE.

ILL SO CHANGE TO MICKY'S HAIR AFTER I LEAVE KDU.

You have got to watch this vid. A damn sexy 12 yr old young guy popping as godly as Hyun Joon. Most probably will put most poppers to shame. Potential future king of popping.

5 edison student breakdancing in class. Kai wan siao. We're future Australian Battleground Champions. Dont play play with us.

Flabbergast

2009-04-12T04:06:00.000-07:00

TVXQ 3RD ASIA TOUR WOOOOHOOOOOOOO!!!

Look. An autograph.

David Archuleta came to my school. Sexy guy. Wide mouth. Excellent voice.

From America to Malaysia, to KDU.

Wow.

Girls got so starstruck. They got a chance to take photos with him, shake his hands, dfwfqwfdfgf.

My sister went to his concert and got a reallyreallyreallyreallyreally big autograph.
She came to me and go all "LOOKHESIGNEDTHISBIGZOMG".

Lee Hom's concert in Malaysia this year. Fahrenheit's concert in Malaysia this year.

OMG.

I'll stay silent no more.

WHEN ARE THESE OMGSOSEXY PEOPLE COMING TO MALAYSIA DAMMIT!?

They go to Thailand and Singapore and they ignore the big piece of junk land in between them : (

I'm impatient. Like srsly. Its not that they're less talented. In fact their so much more sexier and awesome.

TVXQ! 3rd Asia tour this year. Not coming to Malaysia. At least for now. Stupid country and economy crisis, give lame excuses like not enough money to sponsor this high-tech concert. Gay country. Hkjhkjshdiauhlihs. Gay.

Yunho descending from the SexyHeaven where he belonged during the concert in Seoul.

Awesomeness to the maximum :)

THE FANS IN KOREA GET TO ENJOY ALL THESE SEXINESS WHILE US IN MALAYSIA JUST HAVE TO WAITWAITWAIT LIKE OMGFGWTFPEUHIWYI2YWAIHSDYWQYEQ.

Come to Malaysia I beg you. Especially the sexybeast. I can wait no longer. I'll make him sign my butt when he comes here. STUPID SPONSORS JUST SPONSOR LA DAMN IT KEEP SO MUCH MONEY KAO LIN MEH.

So Damn Totally Awesome

2009-02-22T04:42:00.000-08:00

Firstly, next time, we dress like this:

TVXQ KILLER LOOK. WOOOHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

OMG THERE ARE SO MANY DAMN GODLIKE DANCERS IN MALAYSIA.

Went to Cineleisure for Urban Dance Festival 2009. Theres this performance on saturday and competition on sunday. Thanks to Mr Sai Mun I had this sexy chance to take part. Formed a team of 3 named Heavenswine. Yeng leh. Kelvin didn't like it though. He was like, MOTHER WHO LIKES WINE?

I do.

Many people do.

Everybody does, Kelvin.

Team consists of Dominence, Kelvin, and well. Me.

Dominence. Oldest in the group. Great breakdancer.

Kelvin.

Pfft. Like very pro. HAHAHAHA. But srsly. he is pro : D

You're a real joker : D

I'm basicly the retarded guy in the group who talks nonsense that you-your father-and-your mother doesn't care about but pisses Dominence and Kelvin off that they will give me the ZOMFG look and laugh like jokers.

Only had one week to train, our routine consists of popping, krumping and breakdancing. Went to the competition. WEEE. Until:

Project Element'z

Ultimaxx.

Twister Genies.

"Participants list: DareDreaming, D'One, Heavenswine, blablablablalazytotype, Twister Genies, Project Elementz, Ultimaxx Crew, Cold X Hot, Rokustep, Inferno Legend, Move and others."

LETS PLAY SPOT THE NOOBS!

Yes you got it correct. We're so the beginners over there.

The full ECX didnt take part though. If they do confirm get No.1.

Kelvin said. The contestant are much better compared to the ones in Youth 2009 wei.

20 teams total. OMG la. My 1st time in a competition. Mahai. I was expecting an average team there. But what the hell, none of the teams are average weih. All of them were like, ZOMFGWTF. Finished the routine. Didnt win though. ECX and Azim were most supportive. Billy and Azim was like "WOOOOOOO I LOVE KRUMPING MAN". Thanks gaiz.

Very very nice pic taken by the photographer. Credits to SMASH Blog.

Ultimaxx, Twister Genies, Project Elementz and others got upset by a new team called Move. The leader of Move was a crazy popper whose body vibrate like he has 1393824023483227 perverted rats in his shirt.

Dom and Kelvin got influenced by me to curse NIAMAPUNDEK : D

Us and D'One. Potential future champions. And jokers.

Anyway, good job team. Best of luck for the future guys.

ECX's manager, Aros (not sure of the spelling) actually told me this.

"You know, you really look like a breakdancer."

Why, thankyou.

: D

For Passion

2009-02-06T02:11:00.000-08:00

When can I ever be like them? Sighs.

Godly Legends.

Have to take my skills to the next level.

Before great achievements comes great sacrifices.

All for the sake of passion.

I am willing. Starting from this very second.

Like Srsly. I'm Turning Korean.

2009-02-02T05:23:00.000-08:00

Introducing a hot Korean woman. Pretty isnt she.

You must be thinking: "Oh SO PRETTY"

HAHA. Its a guy. Hero Jaejoong of TVXQ. Prettiest man in Asia. AWWW. Sorry to dissapoint you guys : D

Yes. Like really. Seriously. I'm turning Korean. Everything seems Korean to me. I love the Korean sexybeast Yunho. I love Korean music. I love Korean underpants. I love Korean dances. I love Korean hairstyles. I love Korean surnames. I love Korean retarded videos. I love Korean retards. However I dislike Korean dramas. Their gay. But who cares. I still love Korean women the most. Maybe I should like, change my blog link to ilovekoreangirls.blogspot.com. Haha XD Korean girls are awesomelyamazinglysuperduperly sexy.

Lee Hyo-Ri looking TOTALLY gorgeous (Stares at a certain point and drools)

Song Hye Kyo with her angelic looks.
Girls Generation looking just stunning as usual. The 3rd one from left looks horny.

Bae Seul Gi with her ohsosupersexyprettywonderfulmagnificentseducing pose.

Yoon Eun Hye. OMG SOOOOOOOOOOO CUTEEEEEEEEEE.

Like. Srsly. Wow. Yes I'm so drooling now. If you're man you should be drooling now.

Wonder Girls. Omg I so want to take the middle one home.

Jun Ji Hyun. Seexxxaaaaayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy.

BoA Kwon.

OMG SOOOOOOOOO SEXXXXYYYYY. The infamous Korean SEXYBEAST. No one in the whole wide world is as sexy as him. I bet my great-grand-grand-grand-grand-grand son whose name shall be Jezus. OMG SO SEXY. Seriously. Watch ANY of his dance videos. OMGGGG SOOOOOOOOOO SEXY. OMG SO SEXY. OMG SO SEXY. OMG SO SEXY. OMG SO SEXY. OMG SO SEXY.

OMG SO SEXY

2009-01-18T02:04:00.000-08:00

One of them is a fake. Unfortunately. Awwwwww.

Omg. Omg. Omg. Not oh my god. Oh my girl. Haha. This sexy dude asked me what type of girl would I like to have as my partner-to-enjoy-sexual-satisfaction. I asked him: Dude, you mean girlfriend. He said: No. A partner-to-release-desires. I asked: Dude. You mean wife. He said: No. Partner-that helps-you-to-achieve-a-period-of-ultimate-happiness. I said: Dude, you're sick. Thats like orgasm. Thats like prostitution. I'm clean. Go away. He says: Exactly. I said: Thats so wrong. He says: Thats so right. I said: No thats so wrong. He said: Fine. JUST TELL ME WHAT KIND OF GIRL THAT MAKES YOU HIGH YOU FAGGOT.

Fine. But trust me you'll find it veryveryveryveryveryveryveryvery weird.

Virgin:

Virgin girls have looooong straight hairs. As what I have seen. Lovely. Omg did I mention THIS GIRL IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO HOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT.

Long hair:

Long hair makes me feel high. OMG ITS THE SUPERLYDUPERLYGORGEOUSHOTTEST TWINS.

Long nails and fingers:

Dont ask me why. Its a secret technique. Look. She agrees. Secret technique.

Shy face:

Shy faced girls look so vulnerable. Yeah you get what i mean. No. Not that meaning. No. Not that either. Uhhh. Fine. Think whatever you want.

Looks doesnt matter at all. As long as she's sexy:

That. Looks. So. Sexy. And seducing. Im drooling now.

Big, goth eyes:

Whoever that is, she looks soooooooooooooo gorgeous.

Moans loud:

Omg all the moaning pics look so obscene. Ill just come up with this. Yeah baby. Moan. No. Not that kind of meaning. Please dont think THAT WAY of me. I'm a clean person.

Has seducing face:

I can see she wanna do it. Not THAT it. THAT THAT it. Uhhh. Wadever. That turns me on. I'm high now.

Active and aggressive on bed. Able to make me collapse, faint, vomit, whatever after process of procreation:

I would so love it when I reach home after a day of tired work and she gives me that look, comes to me and says "I'm ready for BED."

Oh lols my taste in girls are soooooooooooooooo weird.

OMG ITS THE SEXYBEAST. Yunho's soooooooo sexy. Hahahaahhaha. My total 9999999% choice if I were a girl. OMG SO SEXY.

p.s. I'll reedit this post anytime. So. Haha.

New Zealand was awesomely sexay

2008-12-18T22:18:00.000-08:00

WHOAAAAA

Lol I'm not there yet x)

Was feeling retarded and went to New Zealand for 3 weeks. Sat the plane for 7 times in 19 days. Singapore Airlines air stewardess some quite pretty, but some look seriously weird. Was expecting penguins from Madagascar 2 to hijack the plane but nothing happened. So I tried my best to enjoy the toilets, and it was awesome. The weather was freaking cool, but the sunshine was strong enough to kill a retard. Who cares when you can see women sunbathing at the beach.

Look this woman is arguing with a dude. Probably cuz he cant satisfy her. What a horny lady.

Went to several places which include:

Auckland – The girls here like nerdy guys

Rotorua – I don’t care about anything else. I just remember I met a superhot Eurasian over here = )

Queenstown – Shopping heaven with lots of hot cashiers and hot tourists

Dunedin – Cold enough to freeze your pee

Christchurch – Weird people everywhere, but with lotsa hot girls

Wellington – Forget Wellington. Go Auckland. They have hotter women. I'm lying.

One very sexy lesson that I have learnt, is that don’t ever step into a shop where you don’t see an Asian cashier or helper. Asian shop sell stuff muchmuchmuch more cheaper compared to ang mo shops. If you still go in, you’re retarded. Nevermind, I am too : ) You’re not alone.

Look. A hot sheep.

Even their rubbish bins look and smell good.

Adult shop. Lim beh went inside and I was their favourite customer. Theres this HUGE section where it is off-limits to people under 18. Damn. I'm damn sure this is where they provide what all men and women deeply desire within their heart.

Surprisingly ang mo’s like Malaysia:

(A sexy Maori Zorb guy): Yeah I love Malaysia man. Especially Penang.
(Indian dude): Malaysia makes the best curries!
(A weird white guy with man boobs): Kuala Lumpur is awesome man!
And much more random comments.

Maybe they havent seen the toilets yet.

And the lalas.

And the retards.

What is sold in a typical grocery store:

I was told they actually get cold. Interestinggg.

I bought this as a present. And decided to keep it for myself.

Yeng leh.

The number one brand in the world, even better than Nike or Adidas. In case you dont get it, kowhai means dog pussy in Cantonese.

The best band in the world. Even better than Metalica and Bon Jovi. In case you still dont get it, it means shit in Malay.

A typical New Zealand toilet in the middle of nowhere.

I called him to do a sexy pose and he posed like that -.-

Muchmuchmuch cleaner than Malaysian toilets.

An elite toilet.

They even have condoms in toilets. Damn there must be not much virgins left in NZ.

"The bumiputra of NZ are called the Maori. It is believed that their ancestors came from a place called Polynesia after getting sick of seeing guys with bikini sunbathing on the beach, thus migrating to New Zealand."

Handsome eh. Just take a look at their hotness.

Real sexy men performing the real haka. Red house’s haka sucked so much compared to this. No offence.

Ladies, a hot Maori dude. Can compare with Brad Pitt or Tom Cruise, plus he can do the deadlyseducing stare and he enjoys sticking out his tongue.

My car. No bullshit.

Look I'm touching a white girl's ass and she is feeling real horny about it.

White girls over here either likes white men or nerdy Asian guys. Asians if you try to look cool just forget it. They like Asians that look like this.

Surprisingly many Asians try to immitate the nerdy look, and surprisingly ang mo's like it alot. I happen to see this DAMN 7 NERDY DISGUSTING guy with a white girl who is much taller than him and pretty.

I was lyk:

OKAY WTF.

A typical ang mo gathering. Unlike us, we so lauya whole day if not go cybercafe then go shopping mall. These people go all out and exposed.

SEXY WOOHOO!

The real ZORB. I was pushed down a mountain and it feels sexy.

The amazing hukajet. The jet driver likes Malay women.

Lol. Shiny.

Whoaaaaaaa.

Hot women are all over in New Zealand. From gorgeously sexay white girls to seducing Asian women. All over the street. WOOOOHOOOOOOOOO. Yes I’m feeling real high and excited about them. I’m so gonna marry a white or Eurasian next time.

Theres this superlyduperly hot Eurasian that I met. Caused me to have a major nosebleed for 2 days. Cant post up her picture. Too sexy to be displayed. But I can tell you how she looks like:

She is uberlyastonishinglymagnificentlytotally GORGEOUS from top to bottom, and she has unbelievablyamazinglyseducinglycharminglysexylycompletely HOT LIPS that craves for human genetic secretions.

The goats are homosexuals. They like men.

Where they film Lord Of The Rings.

Lol random.

You can actually drink water from a river over here man thats so cool. As a result after drinking river waters your genitals gets longer. Seriously. In Malaysia, it gets shorter though.

Apparently a giant was masturbating underground.

Look. A hot angel with boobs.

What ang mo's do for sport. The couple was kissing before that.

A few pictures captured. You can nevernevernevernevereverevereverever see these cool shit scenes in Malaysia man.

Seriously considering moving overseas next time. White girls here I come WOOHOOO!

Lol I'm still feeling high about white girls. That's why I pasting this picture again.

JAPANESE!

2008-11-26T18:52:00.000-08:00

Warning: The following remark may be inappropriate to some people as it may result in you getting disgusted (very unlikely), high, excited, and ecstatic (oh yeah very probably), and retarded (yes you will = D ).

I'm so gonna post something about Japanese girls soon. Man I so wanna live in Japan or I'll like, most probably die from constant excitements and erections of seeing pictures of Japanese girls.

Leah Dizon is a Japaneseeeee too! Woohooooo!

Indians are way sexy and cool

2008-11-25T22:09:00.000-08:00

I came to a conclusion that Indians are real awesome people after watching a Bollywood movie. Woohohooooo. Meet Ayesha Takia. Hot and amazing.

If you don't call that hot I dont know how to define you lolx. There are several cool and sexy Indians I met in my life as well which you would love to meet them.

Mr Ravi. One of the coolest history teachers ever.

Mr Surish. Edison's HRT who never screws us although we cause him so much trouble. Salute to you man.

Mr Shingam. Cool both with or without his beard.

Mr Shiva. Sexiest Indian teacher. Even teachers agree with that. As with who agreed, I think its best kept a secret. xD

Tribute to Sudaesh as he's leaving KDU next year.

LOL MORE AND MORE RETARDED PICS!

Yuenjin stalking another girl as he's talking to me. Caught you man. Must tell your girlfriend that you're cheating on her. Yuenjin the horny. Hahaha.

Look, Gabe wants to compete with Choonming as the model of the year as well. But he lost cuz he isnt giving the horny smile like Choonming. The judges like being high.

The cleaners got sick of students releasing their genetic substances in the school toilet and decided to write a warning to KDU'S students in the Chemistry lab. Literally translated, it would mean:

"That year diao die so many people, now got erectile dysfunction, wish you faster suck house die, faster die and go."

Sounds smexy.

Jet liang ah jet liang, he was once a good boy. Very guai wan, and dont lan yeng wan. Till then he was liked by us all.

Now grow up already. Start to lan yeng already. Took of his glasses and started to be a gangsta. Notice the aura above his head that symbolises his change.

Amazing Guess Season 999

2008-11-25T07:23:00.000-08:00

The ones who guesses it right will be rewarded with the flying spaghetti monster's blessings and a retard's autograph. Contest ends when penguins from Madagascar 2 dominates the planet and enslaves the human race with spaghetti.

Retarded

2008-11-25T02:46:00.000-08:00

My blog's meant to be retarded. My definition of a retarded blog include blabbering, chattering, jabbering, talking crap, preaching racist jokes, making disgusting remarks, acting gay/bi/trans although I'm not, acting like you, acting like your father, acting like your mother, acting lyk Osama Laden, acting like a pregnant lady, acting like a guy with STD, acting like a guy with a 10 meter long reproductive organ, acting like the gangster who lives across your house,being all fangirl about guys and all fanboy about girls, trying to immitate Leah Dizon to be a model, trying to be God, creating articles which are totally random and crappy, and all that is bad, disgusting, and makes you feel high.

There is a sacred text known as the Guiness Book of Retards, in Uncyclopedia, which contains the uncomparable wisdom uttered by retards through the ages:

“Not only will you get 40 virgins, they stay virgins after you sleep with them.”

~ Some nameless extremist leader

“Yep, I'm retarded. So you wanna do it after school?”

~ A retard

“Did ya see this, did ya hear about this?”

~Jay Leno on Retards

“Vous etes en retard!”

~ French for 'you are a retard'

“The French are retards!”

~ some other retard

Retards also like to set things on fire. Oh lols.

Serious craps that only Edisons have the ability to perform

2008-11-24T18:59:00.000-08:00

Hey fellas. Again more farny things that I found in phone. The title says it all. Prepare to be deeply inspired : D

Look at us we're cooler than cheerleaders. Gabe with HK.

Too heavy lolx. Trying someone lighter.

Watson attempting to kidnap Yong Shiong so that he can enjoy a night with him. Ahahaha. Notice at his evil horny laugh.

Uhm this is not Edison, but from Dickens. Well yeah, their cool as well xD Eh, this are the REAL White Chicks okay? > = )

Gabe getting real high and aroused after drinking 2 bottles of mineral water. Decided to look for someone to have a steamy moment.

3 basketballers competing for a 50 Cent Music Video, titled Candy Shop.

Farny pics I found from my phone

2008-11-24T08:31:00.000-08:00

Found some real random farny pics in my fone. Enjoy, Im sure you will : D

Cs tried to hump Yuenjin. Gabe became horny and tried to jump cs. And choonming felt most horny. Wanted to hump them all.

Gabe's horny face. The most yeng picture of him ever.

Derrick - "Very yeng huh???"

Model of the year.

Huan Kai with his wondrous essence of life. Ehem.

William Ma with his sexy pose.

Teo Hong with his skillz.

Mask Rider's almighty secret weapon.

Choonming insisting to be the model of the year.

Sudaesh wants to be Chinese.

Student of the year sleeping in class...

...and playing counterstrike as well. He chased after Watson after his picture was taken.

Look it's Harddddd Gay.

Gabe attempting to rape Tatt Kit. Perverted smile.

Exhausted after the process.

Mankind's precious genetic fluid which ensures the survival of the future generation being spilled on the school's floor. What a waste.

Leah Dizon makes me high as well

2008-11-24T07:43:00.000-08:00

"Shaun your blog damn gay la wtf." Okay okay sighs. 1stly I said I'm not being gay or what. 2ndly, I'm obsessed with Yunho. 3rd, I'm retarded. Eeeash, actually its weird if the whole blog's filled with guy's pics. Well I'll like, post some hot womens pictures so that I feel high everytime I visit this site myself xD

My current addiction - Leah Donna Dizon. Hotter than fire. 5000 degree celcius.

Oh lawls. Uberly obscene. Lets go with something more decent.

SNSD =) Who said Korean girls are not hawt?

Newly formed band under SM Entertainment - CSJH.

Ayuuuuuuuuuuummmiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiboooboooo

Typical gothic lolita girl that I love so much. I know I have a weird taste in girls, but still. I love it. Notice the whole post are about Asian women? Lol. I'm not rly interested in Western or American women. Proudly Eastern = )

Nam Hyun Joon is the Lord Your God

2008-11-24T07:24:00.000-08:00

One of the craziest popping you will ever see in your very entire life. You're watching the true Asian Dance King in action.

Poppin Hyun Joon is God. I'll have no regrets even when I die if I can master a tiny bit of his skills.

1st post and I'm going all fangirl

2008-11-24T06:42:00.000-08:00

Lol thats right. I'm here to boast about Jung Yunho's awesomeness. Haha I'm retarded. Lol dont get me wrong or sth. I'm not a crazy fangirl about TVXQ. I jus simply like them. Its just that their music and their godlike dances make me drool. No screw you I'm NOT gay. Lol. However its true to say that I'm a sofreakingcrazyabouthim fangirl of Jung Yunho, leader of TVXQ. Now as I am typing this TVXQ is gaining increased popularity and tremendous success, surpassing any other bands in Asia. 2008 was a hell of a year for TVXQ. Their newly released 4th album titled MIROTIC has won them many successes and awards at the Mnet KM Music Festival which is the largest music festival in Korea, Japan, and other countries, as well as other music festivals.

TVXQ's supersexy New 4th Album Mirotic, Jumum in Korean

Yunho's supersexyandsofreakingawesomeandtotallycrazyseducing stare in the music video.

Yunho’s supersexyandfantasticallywondrous pose when performing live.

They seriously won alot of freaking awards. My maid would be proud if I were them.

Asia Song Festival 2008 (October 4): Asia's Top Singer Award
Mnet KM Countdown (October 09) : (Number 1) Song (Mirotic).
Mnet KM countdown (October 23) : (Number 1) Song (Mirotic)
Mnet KM countdown (October 30) : (Number 1) Song (Mirotic)
SBS Inkigayo Awards (October 12) : Mutizen Award
SBS Inkigayo Awards (October 19) : Mutizen Award
SBS Inkigayo Awards (October 26) : Mutizen Award
Music Bank (November 7) : (Number 1) Song (Mirotic)
Music Bank (November 7) : (Number 2) Song (Love in the Ice)
15th Korea Entertainment Awards (November 13) : Most Popular Artist Award
Mnet KM Music Festival (November 15): Daesang: Album Of The Year (The 4th Album "MIROTIC")
Mnet KM Music Festival (November 15): Auction Best Style Award
Mnet KM Music Festival (November 15): Mobile Popularity Award
Mnet KM Music Festival (November 15): Auction Netizen's Choice Award
Mnet KM Music Festival (November 15): Overseas Viewer Award
Best Hits 2008 Japan (November 27): Gold Artist Award

Walking in a super lanci way to receive the awards. Lol. The most astonishing band in Asia.

TVXQ receiving Best Album of The Year Award as the supersexy Yunho gives a speech. Notice the crying Micky Yoochun and Changmin. Tears of joy. Junsu and Hero Jaejoong remaining silent. Trying to act cool and yeng. Must be trying their best to tahan their tears from coming out as well.

Superdupersexy screenshots of their performance. Mirotic's rock version is so gawdamn cool. I'm like super addicted to it now, listening to it more than 50 times per day.

Hell no its so hot and seducing and I'm really seduced. Yes I’m a Yunho’s fangirl. He’s hot. I’m not gay. Screw you if you think I am : D

And Yes. Koreans are no doubtly the best dancers in Asia. Screw Taiwanese wannabes who boast that their the best when they dont even quilify to even compete with Koreans and Japanese. Dont believe? Youtube Nam Hyun Joon and Jang Woo Hyuk, search videos about TVXQ, Super Junior and Rain. I can go on and on. Lol. No offence to anyone. But hearing Taiwanese boasting about their dance makes me puke. They still have a hell long way to go before they can stand up against Koreans and Japanese.

Hope I didnt offend any fans out there. Credits to the picture uploaders. Tata. Always remember that Jung Yunho is superlyduperlytotallyuberlycompletelyentirely hot : D